Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the taxi driver. Funny

Well, Colleague, after all these years of dodging potholes and aggressive pedestrians, you've finally called it a day! Retirement! No more early morning shifts, no more rush hour craziness, and best of all, no more arguing with passengers about the shortest route (even if you *knew* it was the best route!). Seriously though, congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. May your days be filled with sunny skies, smooth roads (metaphorically speaking, of course), and maybe even a little less honking. Enjoy the freedom! You've earned it!

Farewell to the open road, Colleague! Buckle up your retirement and prepare for a smooth ride into the sunset! You've conquered rush hour, dodged potholes, and navigated countless confusing directions with a smile (and maybe a few colorful comments) It's time to leave the passengers behind and finally book that relaxing getaway – no horns or traffic jams allowed! Happy retirement!