Heartfelt Happy Birthday Wishes for Your colleague the security Guard. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], happy birthday! Another year older, another year of successfully deterring the ninjas (or at least the particularly persistent solicitors) from infiltrating the premises! We appreciate your dedication to keeping us all safe, even if your methods sometimes involve suspiciously loud whistling and an unnerving stare-down with pigeons. Hope you have a fantastic day filled with cake, presents, and maybe a nap or two to recharge those ever-vigilant batteries. Enjoy the festivities!

Happy Birthday, [Colleague's Name]! Another year older, another year wiser… and another year successfully navigating the treacherous landscapes of the office, thwarting rogue staplers and decoding the mysteries of the break room coffee machine. We salute your vigilance, your dedication, and your uncanny ability to spot a suspicious package (even if it's just my suspiciously large lunch). May your day be filled with cake, laughter, and maybe a slightly less chaotic shift than usual. Enjoy your special day, you magnificent security guardian!

Happy Birthday, Colleague! Another year older, another year wiser (hopefully!) and another year of keeping our doors secure from both crazies and birthday cake thieves! Hope your day is filled with treats that don't require badge access and celebrations that don't set off the alarms. 🎂🎉 👮‍♂️