Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the salesperson. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], huge congrats on graduating! So, you finally escaped the ivory tower and traded in late-night study sessions for… closing deals? I knew all those persuasive essay assignments were secretly sales training in disguise! Seriously though, massive achievement! Now go forth and conquer the world (or at least your sales quota). May your commission checks be plentiful and your spreadsheets always balanced. Enjoy the celebratory champagne (responsibly, of course – you need to be sharp for those quotas!). Cheers to your success!

Congratulations, [Colleague's Name]! You officially escaped the lecture halls – no more popping quizzes, thank goodness! Now go out there and sell the world on your new degree! I wouldn't be surprised if you're the top sales rep in no time. Time to close that "career" deal, one handshake at a time!