Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the salesperson. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], So, you're finally hanging up your hat – or, more accurately, your briefcase overflowing with samples! Congratulations on your retirement! After years of expertly selling everything from widgets to… well, whatever you sold, you've clearly mastered the art of the persuasive pitch. We'll miss your infectious enthusiasm (and your questionable choice of tie on Fridays). Seriously though, enjoy this well-deserved break. No more quotas, no more cold calls, just endless relaxation and perhaps a slightly less demanding hobby than persuading strangers to buy things. Best wishes for a happy and fun-filled retirement!

To our esteemed colleague, the closing king/queen of deals, the master of the sales pitch, the one who could sell ice to an Eskimo! Congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of retirement - a world without quotas, commissions, or awkward small talk with potential customers! May your days be filled with sunny skies, endless golf courses, and maybe even a few guilt-free naps. We'll miss your infectious enthusiasm (and your ability to talk anyone into anything!), but we wish you all the best in this exciting new chapter.