Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague. Funny

To our esteemed colleague, on the glorious occasion of your retirement! We're thrilled for you, though secretly a little terrified at the prospect of having to actually *work* without your brilliance (and questionable coffee choices) to guide us. Seriously, who's going to replace your legendary ability to find the stapler after it inexplicably vanishes? So, farewell, and may your retirement be filled with naps, exotic cocktails, and the blissful absence of mandatory meetings. Enjoy the freedom! We’ll miss you terribly… but not *too* terribly. Don't forget to send postcards!

Well, Colleague, looks like you finally made it! Freedom from deadlines, meetings, and that leaky faucet in the break room! While we'll miss your [mention a humorous quirk or inside joke], we're thrilled for you to embark on this new chapter of endless naps, travel, and finally mastering the art of doing absolutely nothing! Congratulations on your retirement! May it be filled with laughter, good times, and maybe just a sprinkle of mischief. Cheers to you!