Heartfelt Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Your colleague the real estate agent. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], Happy Anniversary! I hear that celebrating another year of wedded bliss is even more exciting than closing on a dream home – though I imagine the negotiating skills honed in real estate have come in *very* handy over the years! May your love story continue to be as captivating as a perfectly staged open house, attracting only the best (and most compatible) guests for years to come. Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, laughter, and maybe just a *tiny* bit less drama than a multiple-offer situation. Cheers to many more years of marital harmony!