Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the real estate agent. Funny

Dearest Colleague, So, you finally escaped the clutches of academia and emerged, not with a PhD in theoretical physics, but with the far more lucrative (and arguably more useful) title of Real Estate Agent! Congratulations on your graduation! I knew all those late-night study sessions fueled by questionable amounts of caffeine would eventually pay off – in the form of a seriously impressive commission check, I presume! Seriously though, huge congratulations. May your closing deals be as smooth as your graduation speech (or at least less awkward). Here's to a bright future filled with open houses and even opener wallets! Best of luck in your new career!