Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the real estate agent. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], So, you're finally hanging up your "SOLD!" sign and escaping the clutches of demanding clients and temperamental open houses! Congratulations on your retirement! After years of navigating the treacherous waters of the real estate market, you've earned the right to relax, put your feet up, and maybe even buy a ridiculously overpriced beachfront property solely for the sheer joy of it. No more late-night showings or frantic searches for the perfect stager – just pure, unadulterated leisure. Seriously though, congratulations – enjoy this well-deserved break! We'll miss your [mention a positive work trait, e.g., sharp wit, infectious enthusiasm].