Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the nurse. Funny

Dearest Colleague, So, you finally escaped the clutches of academia and emerged victorious! Congratulations on your graduation! I knew those late-night study sessions fueled by questionable amounts of caffeine would eventually pay off. Now, prepare for a whole new level of sleep deprivation – only this time, it involves actual human beings (and not just textbooks that judge you silently). Seriously though, massive congratulations on becoming a fully-fledged nurse. The world needs more compassionate caregivers like you, even if they occasionally smell faintly of antiseptic. Here's to a bright future filled with less homework and more happy patients (well, maybe slightly less stressed happy patients!). Cheers!