Heartfelt New Year Wishes for Your colleague. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], Happy New Year! May your coffee be strong, your Monday mornings short, and your inbox miraculously empty (at least once!). I hope you've successfully navigated the treacherous waters of holiday shopping and festive family gatherings without losing too much sanity or any irreplaceable body parts (like, say, a toe to a rogue gingerbread man). Here's to a year filled with less stress, more laughter, and maybe even a lottery win – fingers crossed! Cheers to a fantastic 2024!

Happy New Year, Colleague! May your resolutions be both ambitious and ridiculous, your coffee be strong enough to fuel the existential dread of another year, and your stapler never run out of staples ever again. Here's to a year filled with hilarious mistakes, unexpected successes, and endless refills of the snack drawer.