Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the military. Funny

Congratulations, Lieutenant! So, you finally traded in textbooks for tank manuals? Seriously though, huge congrats on graduating university! We all knew you were brilliant (mostly because you always had the best maps for our post-training bar crawls), but now it's official. May your future deployments be less stressful than writing that final thesis, and may your coffee always be stronger than your enemies. Seriously, though, well done! Enjoy the celebrations (responsibly, of course… unless you’re off-duty, then unleash the kraken!). Cheers to your success!

Congratulations on graduating, [Colleague's Name]! I knew you could do it, even with all those late-night study sessions fueled by MREs and caffeine. Now that you're officially a scholar, remember, your drill sergeant won't be around to yell at you for leaving your textbooks open in the chow hall, but your professors might not be as forgiving! Best of luck in your future endeavors, and may your next mission be filled with knowledge and success!