Heartfelt Thanksgiving Wishes for Your colleague the military. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you're enjoying a feast that's bigger than the last enemy base we captured. May your stuffing be as plentiful as our ammo supply (and hopefully a little less explosive). Seriously though, wishing you and your family a day filled with laughter, good food, and maybe just a little bit of nap time – you deserve it after all that heroic duty! Let the turkey induce a tryptophan-fueled coma of relaxation, you've earned it, soldier! Wishing you a very thankful Thanksgiving!

To my esteemed colleague, May your Thanksgiving be filled with more mashed potatoes than ammo counts, more pumpkin pie than push-ups, and more relaxation than boot camp! Happy Thanksgiving, and remember, tomorrow the stuffing happens.