Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your colleague the military. Funny

Congratulations on your new recruit, Private! Trading in your nightshift for sleepless nights, huh? Looks like you've finally been promoted to the toughest rank yet – Parent! Prepare for a whole new level of demanding drills, diaper changes replacing ammo checks, and tiny human weaponry that'll leave you utterly defenseless. But seriously, massive congrats on the new arrival! May your days be filled with joy (and slightly less sleep), and may your little one grow up to be a fearless leader, just like their parent. Welcome to the most challenging, rewarding mission of your life!

Congratulations on the newest addition to your squad, [Colleague's Name]! Hope the little recruit is sleeping through the night... just kidding! Welcome to the world of lullabies and endless diaper changes. You've traded in combat boots for baby shoes, and trust me, it's a whole different kind of battlefield. But seriously, best wishes to you and your family on this exciting journey!