Heartfelt Mother's Day Wishes for Your colleague the military. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], Happy Mother's Day! Hope you're enjoying a day off from dodging enemy fire and instead are dodging rogue toddlers wielding sippy cups as weapons of mass destruction. Seriously though, huge congrats on surviving another year of motherhood – a feat more impressive than any tactical maneuver I've ever witnessed. May your day be filled with overflowing coffee mugs (the caffeine's essential for surviving those little landmines, right?), uninterrupted naps (a soldier's dream, I tell ya!), and maybe, just maybe, a moment of glorious, uninterrupted silence. You deserve it, Captain! Or Sergeant? Whatever your rank, you're a total rockstar Mom.

Happy Mother's Day to the most courageous, resourceful, and caffeine-fueled mama in the military! We salute your strength, dedication, and your ability to always make time for everyone except yourself. Even when duty calls at 3 AM, you manage to pull off the impossible, raise amazing kids, and still make the best chocolate chip cookies in the barracks. We hope today is filled with all the relaxation and appreciation you deserve.