Heartfelt Happy Birthday Wishes for Your colleague the military. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], Happy Birthday! Another year older, another year wiser… or at least another year closer to mastering the art of camouflage from those pesky birthday cake crumbs. Hope you're having a day that's less "enemy ambush" and more "celebratory ambush" – meaning, surrounded by delicious treats and good company. May your day be filled with more joy than a successful covert operation, and fewer surprises than a surprise inspection. Salute to another year of service… and cake!

Happy birthday, Colleague! Another year older, another year wiser, and another year closer to finally getting out of this uniform! Hope your birthday is filled with cake, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of leave time. Remember, when you blow out those candles, make a wish for something awesome – like unlimited ammo and perfectly timed chow hall meals! Semper Fi and happy celebrating!