Heartfelt Christmas Wishes for Your colleague the military. Funny

Merry Christmas, my fellow comrade in arms! May your holiday be filled with more cheer than a surprise inspection, more festive treats than rations ever provided, and fewer landmines than a typical Tuesday. Hoping Santa's sleigh navigates the airspace without incident and delivers you a gift that’s far more satisfying than that lukewarm coffee we're issued at dawn. Wishing you a peaceful (and maybe slightly less chaotic) Christmas and a New Year filled with only the finest deployments (the voluntary kind, obviously). May your eggnog be strong and your enemies be weak!

Wishing you a Christmas filled with more joy than a fresh platoon of gingerbread soldiers, less stress than a surprise enemy ambush, and as much eggnog as your camouflage can handle! May your halls be decked with boughs of holly and your ammo crates overflowing with holiday cheer. Semper Fi and Happy Holidays!