Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the mechanic. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], So, you finally traded wrenches for diplomas! Congratulations on graduating! I knew all those late nights wrestling with engines would eventually pay off…in a slightly less greasy way, at least. Seriously though, huge congrats! Getting a degree while simultaneously battling stubborn bolts and temperamental transmissions is a feat of engineering in itself. Here's to your next chapter – may it be filled with less oil and more celebratory champagne (though, honestly, a celebratory oil change wouldn't surprise me). Enjoy the victory lap!