Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the mechanic. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], So, you're finally hanging up your wrench! After all these years of battling bolts, wrestling with wires, and conquering countless car calamities, you're officially retired. Congratulations! I always knew you were a master mechanic, but I never suspected you'd be able to escape the clutches of greasy overalls and questionable engine noises. Seriously though, enjoy this next chapter – may your days be filled with more leisurely pursuits and far fewer flat tires. You've earned it! Happy Retirement!