Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the healthcare worker. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], So, you're finally hanging up your stethoscope and trading in scrubs for something...less stain-prone? Congratulations on your retirement! I always knew you’d escape the clutches of the hospital eventually – probably by cleverly faking your own death and then disappearing to a tropical island. (Just kidding…mostly!). Seriously though, after all those years of patching up everyone else, it's time you focused on patching up those wrinkles and enjoying some well-deserved relaxation. May your retirement be filled with naps, sunshine, and significantly less bodily fluid than you’re used to. Enjoy!