Heartfelt Happy Birthday Wishes for Your colleague the healthcare worker. Funny

Happy birthday, [Colleague's Name]! Another year older, another year of miraculously keeping us all alive – you're practically a superhero in scrubs! I hope your day is filled with cake (enough to counteract all those emergency room adrenaline rushes), presents that don't require CPR to open, and maybe a few hours where you don't have to hear the words "stat" or "code blue." Seriously though, thanks for all you do. You’re amazing (and slightly terrifying with those medical tools). Have a fantastic birthday!