Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the firefighter. Funny

To our fearless fire-slaying friend, Colleague! Retirement, huh? So you're finally trading in your hose for a hosepipe, huh? We’ll miss your dramatic entrances (and exits!), your uncanny ability to find the nearest donut shop in a smoke-filled building, and of course, your legendary tales of battling blazes (and paperwork). Seriously though, congratulations on this well-deserved chapter! May your days be filled with relaxation, maybe a little less smoke, and significantly more naps than you were allowed on duty. Enjoy the golden years – you’ve earned them, battling both fires and bureaucratic red tape with equal gusto!