Heartfelt New Year Wishes for Your colleague the firefighter. Funny

Happy New Year, fellow flame-fighter! May your year be filled with fewer fires (except maybe the celebratory kind with sparklers!), more perfectly-timed rescues (like grabbing that last slice of pizza before anyone else does), and significantly less paperwork. Hoping your hose is always ready, your turnout gear is always clean (mostly!), and your coffee is always strong enough to tackle any blaze – even a Monday morning. Here's to another year of bravery, camaraderie, and maybe a slightly less chaotic schedule. Cheers!