Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the farmer. Funny

Well, butter my biscuits and call me a combine harvester! Congratulations, [Colleague's Name], on your graduation! I always knew you had the brains to outsmart a stubborn mule, but a university degree? That's truly impressive. Now you can finally put that PhD in Agronomy to good use – maybe you can finally figure out how to get those blasted crows to leave your corn alone. Seriously though, huge congrats on this amazing achievement – may your fields always be bountiful, and may your future be as fruitful as a well-fertilized vineyard! We're all incredibly proud of you!