Heartfelt New Year Wishes for Your colleague the farmer. Funny

Happy New Year, fellow farmer! May your fields be fruitful, your crops abundant, and your scarecrows remain perpetually terrifying to the local crows (and maybe a few squirrels, for good measure). Forget resolutions – let's aim for another year of glorious mud, bountiful harvests, and questionable tractor maintenance decisions. May your cows stay relatively calm, your chickens lay like champs, and your hay bales be perfectly stacked (or at least, mostly). Wishing you a year filled with laughter, good company, and maybe just a little bit less manure. Cheers to a fantastic New Year!