Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your colleague the farmer. Funny

Heartiest congratulations on your new arrival! I hear the little one already has a surprisingly strong grip – probably from years of practice clinging to mama during harvest season! Welcome to the world, little sprout, and to the sleepless nights and endless diaper changes that are sure to be... *fertile* with laughter (hopefully!). May your days be filled with the sweet smell of hay and the even sweeter smell of baby… and maybe a little less manure. Wishing you, your partner, and your tiny, future farmer all the best!