Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the engineer. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], So, you finally made it! Congratulations on graduating – a feat far more impressive than surviving another awkward department potluck, I’d wager. Seriously though, becoming an engineer is no small feat; you've conquered complex equations, late-night study sessions fueled by questionable amounts of caffeine, and probably at least one particularly stubborn professor. Now go forth and build amazing things, or at least things that don't immediately fall down. We're all incredibly proud of your accomplishment and look forward to seeing what brilliant (and hopefully functional) inventions you create next. Cheers to the future, Engineer Extraordinaire!

Congratulations on graduating, [Colleague's Name]! You did it! I can't wait to see what incredible feats of engineering you'll conquer now that you're officially Dr. [Last Name]. Just promise me you won't start building anything that disrupts the office coffee machine flow. Seriously though, we're all incredibly proud of your achievement!