Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the driver. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], Congratulations on graduating! I know, I know, you've always been a fast learner – a natural at navigating the complexities of academia, just like you're a natural behind the wheel. So here's to the next chapter, where hopefully you'll encounter fewer pop quizzes and more open roads. May your future be filled with smooth sailing (and maybe some slightly questionable parking jobs, we all miss sometimes). No more late-night cram sessions, only timely deliveries! Seriously though – huge congrats on this massive accomplishment! Let's celebrate soon!

Congratulations on graduating college, Colleague! I always knew you had the brains to get behind the wheel of a career, but I'm truly impressed you managed to navigate the academic roadblocks too! Now, get ready to hit the open road of success - just remember to wear your cap and gown while driving.