Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the driver. Funny

To our favorite road warrior, the asphalt ace, the king (or queen!) of the curb, happy retirement! After all these years of skillfully navigating traffic jams, dodging potholes, and enduring questionable passenger playlists, you've earned your freedom! We'll miss your driving skills (and maybe the occasional questionable route), but we're thrilled you're finally hanging up your keys and trading the open road for a much-deserved relaxing retirement. May your days be filled with sunshine, smooth sailing (no pun intended!), and maybe a little less horn-honking. Congratulations on this fantastic new chapter!

To our esteemed chauffeur extraordinaire, Farewell to the highways and byways, and congratulations on reaching the grand pinnacle of highway relaxation! We'll miss your steady hand on the wheel and your ability to navigate traffic with the grace of a gazelle (or at least a slightly slower, less aerodynamic minivan). May your retirement be filled with endless open roads, zero traffic jams, and the most scenic scenic routes you can find. Happy retirement!