Heartfelt New Year Wishes for Your colleague the driver. Funny

Happy New Year, my fellow wheel-wizard! May your 2024 be filled with fewer potholes, smoother rides, and significantly less aggressive tailgaters. Here's hoping your gas mileage improves dramatically (and that your coffee stays hot all day long – a crucial element for any driver, am I right?). May your routes be scenic, your passengers pleasant, and your parking spots always magically appear right in front of your destination. Cheers to a year of safe travels and maybe even finding a few lost socks in your car – always a delightful surprise!

Happy New Year, Colleague! May your gas tank always be full, your GPS always be accurate, and your roads be clear of potholes (and that obnoxious coworker who borrowed your car!). Wishing you a year filled with safe driving, smooth journeys, and maybe even a few detours that lead to some exciting adventures.