Heartfelt Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Your colleague the consultant. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], Happy Anniversary! I hear the rumors are true – you've managed to survive another year of wedded bliss! Considering you're both consultants, I'm incredibly impressed you haven't driven each other completely insane with spreadsheets and powerpoints. May your future be filled with less client drama and more champagne wishes and caviar dreams (or at least a decent bottle of wine and some really good cheese). Congratulations on making it this far – a testament to your resilience and surprisingly good teamwork skills, even outside the office! Here's to many more years of marital harmony… or at least a well-negotiated peace treaty. Cheers!