Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the consultant. Funny

Dearest Colleague, So, you finally escaped the ivory tower! Congratulations on your graduation! I knew all those late-night study sessions fueled by questionable amounts of caffeine would pay off. Now, get ready to trade in textbooks for spreadsheets—though I hear the client meetings can be just as brutal. Seriously though, massive congrats on this huge achievement. May your future be filled with lucrative consulting gigs and minimal existential crises (at least until the next big project). Here’s to many successful years of making the complicated, simple (and hopefully profitable!). Cheers!