Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the consultant. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], So, you're finally hanging up your consultant hat! Congratulations on your retirement – may your days be filled with far less jargon, significantly fewer spreadsheets, and infinitely more naps. We'll miss your insightful (and often hilariously cryptic) pronouncements, your ability to find a problem in any solution, and your uncanny knack for knowing exactly when the coffee pot needed refilling. Seriously, how *did* you do that? Enjoy this new chapter – it's time to relax, recharge, and maybe finally crack that mystery novel you've been promising yourself for years. Cheers to a long, happy, and significantly less stressful retirement!