Heartfelt Happy Anniversary Wishes for Your colleague the consultant. Funny

Happy Anniversary, my fellow consultant comrade! Another year of surviving spreadsheets, impossible deadlines, and clients who think "clarification" means a three-hour phone call. You've braved the treacherous waters of corporate jargon and emerged victorious, a true survivor in the wild west of consulting. May your next year be filled with fewer PowerPoint presentations, more copious amounts of caffeine, and a significantly higher billable rate. Congratulations on making it through another orbit around the sun! Here's to many more years of questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices. Cheers!