Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the artist. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], So, you're finally hanging up your paintbrushes and trading easels for…well, probably more easels, let's be honest! Retirement for an artist? Sounds like a license to create masterpieces at your own pace, without the tyranny of deadlines (unless you set them, of course – you wouldn't want to become *too* relaxed!). Seriously though, congratulations on this well-deserved break! May your days be filled with vibrant colors, boundless inspiration, and just enough chaos to keep your creative juices flowing. Enjoy the freedom, the glorious freedom, of being a full-time artist! We'll miss you terribly (and your questionable taste in coffee), but we eagerly await seeing your future masterpieces. Cheers to a happy retirement!