Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your colleague the artist. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], Congratulations on your new arrival! I hear the tiny human is already demanding midnight snacks and critiquing your color palette choices – a true artist in the making, I see! May your days be filled with the sweet sounds of gurgles, the delightful aroma of baby wipes, and the joyous chaos only a newborn can bring. Prepare for sleepless nights and an overflowing diaper pail, but trust me, the tiny masterpieces they'll create (and the adorable messes they’ll make) are totally worth it! Welcome to the wonderfully messy world of parenthood – enjoy the ride!