Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your brother the writer. Funny

Well, Brother, you finally did it! You traded in late-night ramen and existential dread for… well, more existential dread, but now with a fancy degree! Congratulations on graduating university and officially becoming a "writer." I'm picturing you now, tapping away furiously at your keyboard, fueled by caffeine and the sheer terror of impending deadlines. May your future be filled with witty prose, hilarious anecdotes (preferably ones involving me), and surprisingly high royalty checks. Seriously though, huge congrats! You magnificent word-weaving wizard, you.