Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the writer. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, the great escape is finally here! You've survived years of detention-style lectures, questionable cafeteria food, and the dreaded pop quiz. Congratulations on your graduation! I always knew you'd make it, even if your essays were more about fantastical creatures than actual history. Now go forth and conquer the literary world, armed with your degree (and maybe a thesaurus – just in case). May your future be filled with flowing prose, hefty advances, and minimal writer's block (though, let’s be honest, a little angst fuels the best stories). Here's to the beginning of your brilliant, hopefully best-selling, writing career!