Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your brother the writer. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, you've finally managed to produce something other than rejection letters and half-eaten bags of chips! Congratulations on the new arrival! I hear the little one already has a surprisingly sophisticated grasp of the passive voice and a penchant for dramatic crying – clearly a writer in the making. Prepare for sleepless nights fueled by caffeine and the constant low hum of a tiny human's existential crisis. May your days be filled with the sweet scent of baby powder and the even sweeter scent of completed manuscripts (eventually). Welcome to parenthood, or as I like to call it, the ultimate deadline.