Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your brother the waiter. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, you finally traded in your tray for a ring! Congratulations on getting hitched! I always knew you'd find someone who appreciated your special brand of "spilled-drink-induced-apology" charm. Seriously though, huge congrats! May your life together be filled with less spilled champagne and more happily-ever-afters. Wishing you both a lifetime of delicious meals, even if the serving is now strictly "for two." Here's to a marriage that's even more unforgettable than that time you accidentally served the wrong soup to the mayor. Cheers!