Heartfelt Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Your brother the waiter. Funny

To my dearest Brother, happy anniversary! Another year of blissful wedded bliss – or at least, blissful enough to keep you both from throwing the silverware across the room like you do when a particularly demanding customer orders a well-done steak! Seriously though, congratulations on making it another year. I know the restaurant industry is tough, and you two are a great team, even better than a perfectly executed table-side Caesar salad (and that's saying something!). Wishing you many more years of laughter, love, and maybe a few less burnt dishes. Cheers to you both!