Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the waiter. Funny

Well, Brother, you finally made it! Graduation! No more pop quizzes, no more detention, just the sweet, sweet freedom of…waitressing? I knew you were clever, but who knew your master plan involved balancing trays instead of textbooks? Seriously though, huge congrats on graduating! From dodging flying textbooks to dodging flying plates – your skills are clearly transferable. May your tips be plentiful, your customers less demanding, and your future as dazzling as your graduation gown (probably more so, let's be honest). Cheers to the next chapter, you magnificent, tray-balancing graduate!