Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your brother the waiter. Funny

Brother, you've finally hung up your apron! After years of dodging flying plates and navigating the treacherous waters of picky eaters, you’re officially retired! No more spilled coffee, no more balancing precarious towers of food, and best of all, no more hearing "Is the chef bald?" a thousand times a day (we both know the answer, right?). Congratulations on escaping the lunch rush for good! May your retirement be filled with leisurely breakfasts, comfortable chairs, and the satisfying silence of a dishwasher that someone else is loading. Enjoy your freedom! You've earned it!