Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your brother the waiter. Funny

Hey Brother! So, you're officially a dad! Congratulations! I bet those sleepless nights are already making you appreciate the speed and agility you've developed dodging grumpy customers as a waiter. Prepare for a whole new level of "serving"—tiny humans demanding milk at 3 AM are far more demanding than even the pickiest diner. Welcome to the wonderful, messy, utterly exhausting, and unbelievably rewarding world of parenthood! May your coffee be strong, your diapers be dry (mostly), and your baby's burps be less explosive than your laughter at this new adventure. Best of luck, you magnificent, slightly sleep-deprived, soon-to-be-expert diaper changer!