Heartfelt Happy Birthday Wishes for Your brother the waiter. Funny

Happy birthday to my favorite brother, the waiter who's served more spills than smiles! Hope your special day is filled with as much joy as a fully stocked tip jar, and that your cake is as delicious as a perfectly-cooked steak (even if you've probably only ever seen one from across the dining room!). May your year be filled with laughter louder than a dropped tray, and fewer complaints than a Friday night rush. Wishing you the best birthday ever, from your favorite sibling (who always leaves the biggest tip, of course!).