Heartfelt Happy Anniversary Wishes for Your brother the waiter. Funny

Happy Anniversary, Brother! Another year of dodging flying spaghetti and navigating the treacherous terrain of spilled drinks – you're a true survivor! I’ve always admired your ability to keep a straight face while balancing a tray full of precarious plates and the even more precarious expectations of hungry customers. Here's to many more years of expertly weaving through the dining room, collecting tips (and maybe the occasional stray napkin), and proving that being a waiter is far more challenging than it looks. Cheers to you, you magnificent maître d' of mayhem!