Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your brother the veterinarian. Funny

Dearest Brother, So, you finally made it! Congratulations on graduating university and becoming a fully-fledged veterinarian! I knew you'd conquer the world, even if that world mostly involves chasing after escaped hamsters and performing intricate surgeries on surprisingly philosophical squirrels. Seriously though, this is a huge accomplishment. Remember all those late-night study sessions fueled by questionable amounts of caffeine? Clearly, it paid off – you're officially qualified to tell me I need to brush my dog more often (even though Sparky's already perfectly fluffy, thank you very much). I'm incredibly proud of your hard work and dedication. Onwards to a career full of fulfilling challenges (and hopefully less vomit). Cheers to your success!