Heartfelt Happy Birthday Wishes for Your brother the veterinarian. Funny

Happy Birthday, Brother, you magnificent beast-wrangler! Another year older, another year spent dodging slobbery kisses and questionable diagnoses. I hope your day is filled with as much joy as a catnip-fueled kitten convention, and that your celebratory cake is far tastier than anything a dog might accidentally (or purposefully) consume. May your needles be sharp, your stethoscopes clear, and your patients (both human and animal) exceedingly grateful for your healing touch (and your ability to handle their… unique… personalities). Have a paw-some birthday!