Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the teacher. Funny

Dearest Brother, So you finally made it! Congratulations on graduating! I knew you'd eventually escape the clutches of academia, though I secretly hoped for a slightly more dramatic exit – maybe involving a rogue catapult or a daring escape from the library on a stolen unicycle. But seriously, a teaching gig? Prepare yourself for a wild ride of miniature rebellions, questionable artwork, and the constant battle against the tyranny of glitter. I'm incredibly proud of you and your newfound authority (which will be absolutely necessary when dealing with those tiny, ferocious humans). May your classroom be filled with laughter (mostly from you, let's be honest), and may your grading pen never run out of ink (unless it's to avoid grading more essays about the existential dread of pre-algebra). Huge congrats!