Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the taxi driver. Funny

Well, Brother, you've finally done it! Graduated! No more pop quizzes, no more term papers… just endless miles of highway and the pungent aroma of slightly-used taxi upholstery. Congratulations on escaping the clutches of academia and embracing the wild, unpredictable world of fares, traffic jams, and questionable singalongs. Seriously though, huge congrats! May your future be filled with smooth rides, generous tippers, and significantly fewer pop quizzes than you've endured thus far. Welcome to the real world, where your only deadline is the next passenger's pickup. Enjoy the ride, and try not to get too many parking tickets!