Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your brother the scientist. Funny

My dearest Brother, the mad scientist! Congratulations on graduating! I knew all those late nights spent dissecting frogs (and maybe a few questionable experiments involving household chemicals) would pay off! Seriously though, a huge, heartfelt congratulations on this monumental achievement. Remember all those times Mom yelled at you for blowing up the kitchen? Well, consider this your official "I told you so" moment (in the nicest way possible, of course). Prepare for world domination… or at least a really cool lab coat. Here's to your brilliant future, may your experiments always go according to plan (mostly!), and may your discoveries revolutionize the world... or at least make for some really interesting dinner conversation. So proud of you!